Worst Maternity Choices of 2014

In the spirit of wrapping up the year and starting new, we have decided to list the worst seen maternity and nursing clothes or photographs of the year!

1. Hayden Panettiere
Did we miss something, because I never would've guessed she was pregnant. (Read story here...). We will never understand pregnant ladies in bikinis. Good luck with your little girl, Hayden!

2. Don't Take This the Wrong Way
We feel Chris Hemsworth's wife's pain. She's super pregnant in this picture. But that designer dress is doing her large belly no favors.

3. Prison Break - Newborn Edition $40
First off, this isn't cute. It is far, far away from funny. Is your child preparing to escape the womb, or prison? Are you growing a future convict? Is that what we wish to convey here?

 

4. False Advertisement of Anatomy $30

Last time we checked, children are not born through a magical zipper. Although you might have to undergo a c-section, it's a little more invasive than a zippered pouch. Right

 

5. Indecent Exposure

Pregnancy is never a good excuse to try and get away with indecent exposure. No, we are not talking about breastfeeding, we are talking about prancing down a busy road with your underpants in full view. Even for a photograph, this is a big no-no.

While there are a number of bad photos or fashion choices out there, we find these to be among the worst. It's nothing against the wearers, and it's certainly not against the pregnant ladies. But sometimes things seem like a good idea at the time, but we end up paying for them later on. Let's make sure we think about it a bit next time!